aldestra:

harrysthefather:

we should all have like a secret language. so the fake tumblr people don’t understand. 

like if thereS A WAR GOING ON WE COULD TALK IN CODE. 

LIKE WE COULD CROSS OUT SHIT AND THE TUMBLR PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THATS THE SIGNAL TO HOVER OVER THE POST TO READ THE SECRET MESSAGE LIKE:

i like sour purple nipples

omg

WE SHALL DO THIS

Harry is the Father.

aalabyss:

i picked up a zombie lupe

its here it had to happen

I’m never going to change this picture.

In other news I really don’t feel good I just woke up and I’m gonna eat more birthday cake because I don’t want it to go bad

(MY BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY I’M 21 AKA I’M 5)

I don’t feel good *eats more cake*

massitha:

follow 4 more disappointing post

1.) Improve grammar, details, and spelling

2.) Meet awesome people

3.) Allow your creative side to come out

4.) PUT YOUR CHARACTER THROUGH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
FOR YOUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT